Friday, 24 June 2011

Sex Insurance

Are you insured against sexual accidents? As we all know sexual accidents can and do happen, so please make sure that you are insured with the right company before it's too late. Below is a list of companies catering for most tastes :P

Sex with your wife / husband - Legal & General

Sex with your wife's sister / friend - Mutual Trust

Sex with your boss - Employers Liability

Sex during tv adverts - Commercial Union

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line

Sex with a hooker - Quote Me Happy

Sex in a hurry- Insure & Go

Sex with your boyfriend / girlfriend - Standard Life

Sex at a rave - Esure

Sex with a lady boy - Confused .com

Sex with someone different - Go Compare .com

Sex with funny cute rodents - Compare The Meerkat .com

Sex with a fat person - More Than

Sex in a car - Sheila's Wheels

Sex with an O.A.P - Saga

Sex with someone posh - Privilege .com

Sex with a sheep / pig - Farmers Union